"Never answer an anonymous letter"
" I usually take a two hour nap from one to four"
" It's deja vu all over again"
" When you come to a fork in the road....Take it "
" I didn't really say everything I said "
" You can observe a lot by watching "
When asked what time is was......" you mean now?"
At Yogi Berra day in St Louis 1947 " I want to thank you for making this day necessary"
" If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be "
Yogi on the 1969 NY Mets....." overwhelming underdogs "
" If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them "
On why NY lost the 1960 series to Pittsburgh " We made too many wrong mistakes"
" The future ain't what it used to be " (MY FAVORITE)
" It gets late early out here"
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.
How can a you hit and think at the same time?
I don't want to make the wrong mistake.
I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
Interviewer - "Why, you're a fatalist !" - Yogi Berra - "You mean I save postage stamps? Not me."
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
Mrs. Lindsay - "You certainly look cool." - Yogi Berra - "Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself."
Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded.
"That ain't the way to spell my name."--After he got a check that read 'Pay to bearer'
You give 100% in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough, in the second half you give what's left.
You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going because
you might not get there.
Contributed by: WG4JOE