Americus Amateur Radio Association

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Country Wisdom

attributed to: Unknown

 

Never name a pig you plan to eat. 

 

Country fences oughta' be horse high, pig tight, and bull strong. 

 

Life ain't about how fast you run, or how high you climb. It's about how  good you bounce. 

 

Keep skunks and gossipers at a distance. 

 

Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps. 

 

A bumble bee is faster than a John Deere tractor. 

 

Trouble with a milk cow is...she won't stay milked. 

 

Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles. 

 

Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled. 

 

Meanness don't happen overnight. 

 

To know how country folks are doing, look at their barns, not their  houses.. 

 

Never lay an angry hand on a kid or an animal. It just ain't helpful. 

 

Teachers, Moms, and hoot owls sleep with one eye open. 

 

Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads. 

 

Don't sell your mule to buy a plow. 

 

Two can live as cheap as one...if one don't eat. 

 

Don't corner something meaner than you. 

 

You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar...if you're in to  catchin' flies. 

 

It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge. 

 

Don't go drinkin' with a fellow named Chug-A-Lug. 

 

You can't unsay a cruel remark. 

 

Every path has some puddles. 

 

Don't wrestle with pigs. You'll get all muddy, and the pigs'll love it. 

 

The best sermons are lived, not preached. 

 

Most of the stuff people worry about never happens. 

 

The early bird gets the worm. But...the second mouse gets the cheese. 

 

The Ten Commandments display was removed from the Alabama Supreme Court  building. There was a durn good reason for the move. You can't post: Thou  Shalt Not Steal Thou Shall Not Lie in a building full of Lawyers and  Politicians.. It just don't make sense.